Tuesday, July 19, 2011

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons"-T.S. Eliot

Sometimes, it's the same old story,
You've got the blues; you're feeling hoary,
This is the divorced girl's cure,
to improve the day and mood for sure (Valley Girl Voice)...

Recipe for a better day: Short Skirt, Frapp, and Gaga

Step One: Wear a sundress (long or short, really...the maxi dress is often cuter than the run-of-the-mill mini)
Step Two: Order a tall (cheap and not too calorie-loaded) skim java chip frap from Starbucks (or your local coffee favorite, like Dixie's in Ro Co or Amelie's in NoDa)
Step Three: "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga (if you don't dig Gaga, :/...seriously, "Disturbia" by Rhianna, "The Dog Days Are Over" by Florence + the machine, and any Martina McBride song (except the one about injured birds and spousal abuse) will work for  you!

You are cured!

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